Oxford University Cave Club

Log Extracts

15/5 has acquired a new resident. He/she (gender unknown) as about half a meter long, thin, brown and legless with a darker zig-zag pattern running lengthways. He/she may answer to the name of Adonis the Adder.

Preferred location would seem to be anywhere you would like to put your hands/feet/other parts of your anatomy, as well as any cracks and crevices found around 15/5!

This shy individual prefers not to make his/her presence known until it is most awkward.

He/she is most easily offended and is most disposed to venomous and biting criticisms of clumsy and unobservant wanderers.

So, do tread carefully around 15/5, and don't get caught with your trousers down: you have been warned!

Think about the air temperature. If the rain turns to hail half way through, you will not be able to rinse the soap off.

Rob: "Am I standing on your head?"
Paul: "Yes, but it's all right."
Rob: "No it's not. I'm not on it properly."